Tum hi Ho Shayari

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 1) Bismila sa hoi Ibtada meri 

      Sada khush Rahoo ya dua hai Humari

2) Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi Qaatil k hawalay kar doon

   Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta..

3)Kaash Ke Wo Laut Aaye Mujh Se Ye Kehne, 
     Tum Kon Hote Ho Mujh Se Bicharne Waly

4)Muskan Aapki Yaado Se Milti Hai,
  Dil Ko Rahat Aapki Batose Milti Hai,
  Band Mat Karna Ye Dosti Ka Silsila,
  Dil Ki Dhadkan Aapki Dosti Se Chalti Hai.....

5) Us Nazar Ki Tarf Mat Dekho
Jo Tumhe dekhne Se Inkaar Karti H.
Duniya Ki Bheed Me Us Nazar Ki Taraf Dekho.
Jo Sirf Aur Sirf Tumhara Intezaar Karti H

6)    Agar Bhigne Ka Itna Hi Shaukh Hai Baarish Me,

        To Dekho Meri Aankho Me,

       Baarish To Har Ek Ke Liye Barasti Hai,

   Lekin Ye Aankhe Sirf Tumhare Liye Barasti Hai.

7) Humne jise dil-o-jaan se jise chaha,

Us bewafa ne kisi aur ko chaha,

Pata nahi hum kyu unke liye fariyad karte hai,

Jo pyar ke bahane hume barbad karte hai…

8) Yeh kya kam hai key mar janay pe duniya yaad karti hai, 

Kesi key ishq main duniya lut’ta kar hum bhi dekhain gaye.

Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
Kitne door hai sapne haqiqat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui Dhadkan se puche,
Kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat ke aage

Dil Ke Kehne Pe Dil Ki Duniya

Chhod Aaye, Sabhi Rishto

Se Muh Mod Aaye, Humne Na

Manga Hisab Wafa Ka Yaaro,

Unki Chahat Mein Na

Jane Kitno Ke Dil Tod Aaye.

Kitne chehre hai is duniya me 
Magar humko ek chehra hi nazar ata hai
Duniya ko hum kiya dekha hai
Uksi yadon main saara waqt quzar jaata hai

Funny

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,

Din kisike naam hota hai,

Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,

Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

 Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai
Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or
Form Me Hy

Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge 

 'TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI,
PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.!!!

 Na dil "BEHLAANY" K ley...
Na gar main "SAJAANY" K ley..
Bus apki ek "TASVEER" Chahey hamain.
Bacho ko darany k ley...!!!

 pathan bivi k sath ja raha tha 1boy ne ankh mare
pathan tumko sharm nahin ate mujko ankh marte
ho
boy apko nahin apki bv ko mari hy pathan sory
yar main ny tumhen galat samjha...!!!

yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf
Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.!!!

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PATHAN Apne Mehman se:
"O Yara Es Pankhe ke Neechey Betho, Tumko
SAWAB Milega"
Mehman: SAWAB, woh kaisey..?
PATHAN:
Ye Pankha Hum Masjid se Utaar ke Laaya hai...!!!

Aankhen onchi Hui To Dua Ban Gayi ,

Aankhen Nichi Hui To Haya Ban Gayi....

Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gayi ,
Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Adaa Ban Gayi

 

Allahh bacha hai hamhai un hassenoo sey 

wah

wah

wah

Magar un hassenoo ko kon bacha hai hum Kaminoo sey...

 

Tum Hi HO Shayari

                            786

 1) Bismila sa hoi Ibtada meri 

      Sada khush Rahoo ya dua hai Humari

2) Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi Qaatil k hawalay kar doon

   Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta..

3)Kaash Ke Wo Laut Aaye Mujh Se Ye Kehne, 
     Tum Kon Hote Ho Mujh Se Bicharne Waly

4)Muskan Aapki Yaado Se Milti Hai,
  Dil Ko Rahat Aapki Batose Milti Hai,
  Band Mat Karna Ye Dosti Ka Silsila,
  Dil Ki Dhadkan Aapki Dosti Se Chalti Hai.....

5) Us Nazar Ki Tarf Mat Dekho
Jo Tumhe dekhne Se Inkaar Karti H.
Duniya Ki Bheed Me Us Nazar Ki Taraf Dekho.
Jo Sirf Aur Sirf Tumhara Intezaar Karti H

6)    Agar Bhigne Ka Itna Hi Shaukh Hai Baarish Me,

        To Dekho Meri Aankho Me,

       Baarish To Har Ek Ke Liye Barasti Hai,

   Lekin Ye Aankhe Sirf Tumhare Liye Barasti Hai.

7) Humne jise dil-o-jaan se jise chaha,

Us bewafa ne kisi aur ko chaha,

Pata nahi hum kyu unke liye fariyad karte hai,

Jo pyar ke bahane hume barbad karte hai…

8) Yeh kya kam hai key mar janay pe duniya yaad karti hai, 

Kesi key ishq main duniya lut’ta kar hum bhi dekhain gaye.

Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
Kitne door hai sapne haqiqat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui Dhadkan se puche,
Kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat ke aage

Dil Ke Kehne Pe Dil Ki Duniya

Chhod Aaye, Sabhi Rishto

Se Muh Mod Aaye, Humne Na

Manga Hisab Wafa Ka Yaaro,

Unki Chahat Mein Na

Jane Kitno Ke Dil Tod Aaye.

Kitne chehre hai is duniya me 
Magar humko ek chehra hi nazar ata hai
Duniya ko hum kiya dekha hai
Uksi yadon main saara waqt quzar jaata hai