Funny

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,

Din kisike naam hota hai,

Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,

Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

 Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai
Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or
Form Me Hy

Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge 

 'TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI,
PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.!!!

 Na dil "BEHLAANY" K ley...
Na gar main "SAJAANY" K ley..
Bus apki ek "TASVEER" Chahey hamain.
Bacho ko darany k ley...!!!

 pathan bivi k sath ja raha tha 1boy ne ankh mare
pathan tumko sharm nahin ate mujko ankh marte
ho
boy apko nahin apki bv ko mari hy pathan sory
yar main ny tumhen galat samjha...!!!

yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf
Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.!!!

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PATHAN Apne Mehman se:
"O Yara Es Pankhe ke Neechey Betho, Tumko
SAWAB Milega"
Mehman: SAWAB, woh kaisey..?
PATHAN:
Ye Pankha Hum Masjid se Utaar ke Laaya hai...!!!

Aankhen onchi Hui To Dua Ban Gayi ,

Aankhen Nichi Hui To Haya Ban Gayi....

Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gayi ,
Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Adaa Ban Gayi

 

Allahh bacha hai hamhai un hassenoo sey 

wah

wah

wah

Magar un hassenoo ko kon bacha hai hum Kaminoo sey...